- Mexico City
Cushzilla vs. Bridezilla
Leave no doubts; you ARE bridezilla and everyone best do as you say, or else.
You've spent endless sweaty hours at the gym, and you havent had anything sweet for 4 months. You've even given up those apple martinis you love so much. You've waxed and plucked and buffed and puffed yourself into a shining example of womanhood. You have invited people you hate, you've spent all your savings, and you have displayed superhuman feats of strength when it came to not fighting with your inlaws.
Make no mistakes; today is YOUR day, you've earned it.
And for some reason, you're going to celebrate by doing things you'd never do sober. And yes, we do judge you just a little for that. But heck.
Bridezilla party it UP, we're here to cushion the blow of the photos your BFFs took last night watching the oily guys on the stage do things you'd be better off not committing to memory.
Go you. WooWoo!